your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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