Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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