I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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