And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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