Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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