the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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