I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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