STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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