Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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