just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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