i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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