Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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