yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
