why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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