My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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