Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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