put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need to calm my uterus...
I am available for nakedness
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm always down for nudity.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize