currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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