Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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