He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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