So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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