Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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