so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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