Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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