I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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