I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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