everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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