what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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