Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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