Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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