You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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