So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
kristin has been a bad kristin
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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