My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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