And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Randomize
