No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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