Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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