No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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