haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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