You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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