Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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