I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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