Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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