Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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