You really coming over, don't trick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
