Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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