is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize