It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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