Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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