He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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