Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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