Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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