How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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